A Learned Mistress It is part of the legend of Irish history that the Renaissance missed Ireland completely, but Ireland was a part, however minute, of Europe, and in their dank and smoky castles, the Irish and Anglo-Irish aristocracy lived a life that fundamentally differed little from the life that went on in the castles of the Loire. Isobel Campbell, the great Countess of Argyle, wrote a poem to her chaplain’s—but really, I can’t say what—and the joke was taken up by her Campbell kinsmen, who still wrote classical Irish. She might have written this little poem, and who will dare to say that it does not breathe the whole spirit of the Renaissance? Tell him it’s all a lie; I love him as much as my life; He needn’t be jealous of me— I love him and loathe his wife. If he kill me through jealousy now His wife will perish of spite, He’ll die of grief for his wife— Three of us dead in a night. All blessings from heaven to earth On the head of the woman I hate, And the man I love as my life, Sudden death be his fate. Source: O'Connor, Frank (tr); Kings, Lords, & Commons: An Anthology from the Irish; 1962; London; Macmillan & Co; p.57