A History of Love This is Love’s history And how it all began: As an authority I am your foremost man. Diarmuid the bold and gay, Chief of the warrior bands, With Grania one day Invented holding hands. While Ulster’s Hound as well, When a Greek girl went by, Falling beneath her spell, Was first with the glad eye. Naisi, home from the chase, Weary, inspired with bliss, Seeing Deirdre don her trews, Endowed us with the kiss. The son of Conall met Their challenges with grace And left us in his debt By figuring the long embrace. Avartach, king of the fairies, Following in their track, With his arbutus berries Put a girl upon her back. Ceadach, master of trades, Seeing them still unversed— Those white-skinned Irish maids— Made women of them first. And Angus as they say— Lord of the Sacred Hill— First took their clothes away, And gave them perfect skill. Learning that hearts can break Under Love’s miseries Beside a Munster lake Glas filled the air with sighs. Lamenting to soft strings And moans upon the pipe Were Mongan’s offerings To woo some timid wife. But I, to my own grief, First opened Jealousy’s door— This is my tale in brief— And now it shuts no more. Source: Frank O'Connor; The Little Monasteries; Dublin; Dolmen Press; 1963, 1976 (1976 ed.); pp.28-29