MAIRG NA FUIL ’N-A DHUBHTHUATA. My grief that I am not a boor, Without good sense or feeling! As such I might be even With all this boorish people. Or that I were a stutterer, My worthy friends, among you! Since such a one might suffer all Your coarseness and presumption. Or would that I could meet a man Who’d take my wit and breeding! I’d put a penny’s price between Him and his dour demeanour. But since good clothes win more respect Than learning and attainments, Oh! would that all I spent on art Were round me now in raiment! David O’Bruadair, c. 1762 Source: O’Connor, Frank; The Poet as Professional, Irish Statesman, 1925-10-03