THE MASS ISLAND When Father Jackson drove up to the curates’ house, it was already drawing on to dusk, the early dusk of late December. The curates’ house was a red-brick building on a terrace at one side of the ugly church in Asragh. Father Hamilton seemed to have been waiting for him and opened the front door himself, looking white and strained. He was a tall young man with a long, melancholy face that you would have taken for weak till you noticed the cut of the jaw. ‘Oh, come in, Jim,’ he said with his mournful smile. ‘’Tisn’t much of a welcome we have for you, God knows. I suppose you’d like to see poor Jerry before the undertaker comes.’ ‘I might as well,’ Father Jackson replied briskly. There was nothing melancholy about Jackson, but he affected an air of surprise and shock. ‘Twas very sudden, wasn’t it?’ “Well, it was and it wasn’t, Jim,’ Father Hamilton said, closing the front door behind him. ‘He was going downhill since he got the first heart attack, and he wouldn’t look after himself. Sure, you know yourself what he was like.’ Jackson knew. Father Fogarty and himself had been friends of a sort, for years. An impractical man, excitable and vehement, Fogarty could have lived for twenty years with his ailment, but instead of that, he allowed himself to become depressed and indifferent. If he couldn’t live as he had always lived, he would prefer not to live at all. They went upstairs and into the bedroom where he was. The character was still plain on the stern, dead face, though, drained of vitality, it had the look of a studio portrait. That bone structure was something you’d have picked out of a thousand faces as Irish, with its odd impression of bluntness and asymmetry, its jutting brows and craggy chin, and the snub nose that looked as though it had probably been broken twenty years before in a public-house row. When they came downstairs again, Father Hamilton produced half a bottle of whiskey. ‘Not for me, thanks,’ Jackson said hastily. ‘Unless you have drop of sherry there?’ “Well, there is some Burgundy,’ Father Hamilton said. ‘I don’t know is it any good, though.’ ‘Twill do me fine,’ Jackson replied cheerfully, reflecting that Ireland was the country where nobody knew whether Burgundy was good or not. ‘You’re coming with us tomorrow, I suppose? ‘Well, the way it is, Jim,’ Father Hamilton replied, ‘I’m afraid neither of us is going. You see, they’re burying poor Jerry here.’ “They’re what?’ Jackson asked incredulously. “Now, I didn’t know for sure when I rang you, Jim, but that’s what the brother decided, and that’s what Father Hanafey decided as well.’ ‘But he told you he wanted to be buried on the Mass Island, didn’t he?’ ‘He told everybody, Jim,’ Father Hamilton replied with growing excitement and emotion. That was the sort he was. If he told one, he told five hundred. Only a half an hour ago I had a girl on the telephone from the Island, asking when they could expect us. You see, the old parish priest of the place let Jerry mark out the grave for himself, and they want to know should they open it. But now the old parish priest is dead as well, and, of course, Jerry left nothing in writing.’ ‘Didn’t he leave a will, even?’ Jackson asked in surprise. ‘Well, he did and he didn’t, Jim,’ Father Hamilton said, looking as if he were on the point of tears. ‘Actually, he did make a will about five or six years ago, and he gave it to Clancy, the other curate, but Clancy went off on the Foreign Mission and God alone knows where he is now. After that, Jerry never bothered his head about it. I mean, you have to admit the man had nothing to leave. Every damn thing he had he gave away—even the old car, after he got the first attack. If there was any loose cash around, I suppose the brother has that.’ Jackson sipped his Burgundy, which was even more Australian than he had feared, and wondered at his own irritation. He had been irritated enough before that, with the prospect of two days’ motoring in the middle of winter, and a night in a godforsaken pub in the mountains, a hundred and fifty miles away at the other side of Ireland. There, in one of the lakes, was an island where in Cromwell’s time, before the causeway and the little oratory were built, Mass was said in secret, and it was here that Father Fogarty had wanted to be buried. It struck Jackson as sheer sentimentality; it wasn’t even as if it was Fogarty’s native place. Jackson had once allowed Fogarty to lure him there, and had hated every moment of it. It wasn’t only the discomfort of the public-house, where meals erupted at any hour of the day or night as the spirit took the proprietor, or the rain that kept them confined to the cold dining-and-sitting room that looked out on the gloomy mountainside, with its couple of whitewashed cabins on the shore of the lake. It was the over-intimacy of it all, and this was the thing that Father Fogarty apparently loved. He liked to stand in his shirtsleeves behind the bar, taking turns with the proprietor, who was one of his many friends, serving big pints of porter to rough mountainy men, or to sit in their cottages, shaking in all his fat whenever they told broad stories or sang risky folk songs. ‘God, Jim, isn’t it grand?’ he would say in his deep voice, and Jackson would look at him over his spectacles with what Fogarty called his ‘jesuitical look’, and say, ‘Well, I suppose it all depends on what you really like, Jerry.’ He wasn’t even certain that the locals cared for Father Fogarty’s intimacy on the contrary, he had a strong impression that they much preferred their own reserved old parish priest, whom they never saw except twice a year, when he came up the valley to collect his dues. That had made Jackson twice as stiff. And yet now when he found out that the plans that had meant so much inconvenience to him had fallen through, he was as disappointed as though they had been his own. ‘Oh, well,’ he said with a shrug that was intended to conceal his perturbation, ‘I suppose it doesn’t make much difference where they chuck us when our time comes.’ ‘The point is, it mattered to Jerry, Jim,’ Father Hamilton said with his curious shy obstinacy. ‘God knows, it’s not anything that will ever worry me, but it haunted him, and somehow, you know, I don’t feel it’s right to flout a dead man’s wishes.’ ‘Oh, I know, I know,’ Jackson said lightly. ‘I suppose I’d better talk to old Hanafey about it. Knowing I’m a friend of the Bishop’s, he might pay more attention to me.’ ‘He might, Jim,’ Father Hamilton replied sadly, looking away over Jackson’s head. ‘As you say, knowing you’re a friend of the Bishop’s, he might. But I wouldn’t depend too much on it. I talked to him till I was black in the face, and all I got out of him was the law and the rubrics. It’s the brother Hanafey is afraid of. You’ll see him this evening, and, between ourselves, he’s a tough customer. Of course, himself and Jerry never had much to say to one another, and he’d be the last man in the world that Jerry would talk to about his funeral, so now he doesn’t want the expense and inconvenience. You wouldn’t blame him, of course. I’d probably be the same myself. By the way,’ Father Hamilton added, lowering his voice, ‘before he does come, I’d like you to take a look round Jerry’s room and see is there any little memento you’d care to have—a photo or a book or anything.’ They went into Father Fogarty’s sitting-room, and Jackson looked at it with a new interest. He knew of old the rather handsome library—Fogarty had been a man of many enthusiasms, though none of long duration—the picture of the Virgin and Child in Irish country costume over the mantelpiece, which some of his colleagues had thought irreverent, and the couple of fine old prints. There was a newer picture that Jackson had not seen—a charcoal drawing of the Crucifixion from a fifteenth-century Irish tomb, which was brutal but impressive. ‘Good Lord!’ Jackson exclaimed with a sudden feeling of loss. ‘He really had taste, hadn’t he?’ ‘He had, Jim,’ Father Hamilton said, sticking his long nose into the picture. ‘This goes to a young couple called Keneally, outside the town, that he was fond of. I think they were very kind to him. Since he had the attack, he was pretty lonely, I’d say.’ ‘Oh, aren’t we all, attack or no attack,’ Jackson said almost irritably. Father Hanafey, the parish priest of Asragh, was a round, red, cherubic-looking old man with a bald head and big round glasses. His house was on the same terrace as the curates’. He, too, insisted on producing the whiskey Jackson so heartily detested, when the two priests came in to consult him, but Jackson had decided that this time diplomacy required he should show proper appreciation of the dreadful stuff. He felt sure he was going to be very sick next day. He affected great astonishment at the quality of Father Hanafey’s whiskey, and first the old parish priest grew shy, like a schoolgirl whose good looks are being praised, then he looked self-satisfied, and finally he became almost emotional. It was a great pleasure, he said, to meet a young priest with a proper understanding of whiskey. Priests no longer seemed to have the same taste, and as far as most of them were concerned, they might as well be drinking poteen. It was only when it was seven years old that Irish began to be interesting, and that was when you had to catch it and store it in sherry casks to draw off what remained of crude alcohol in it, and give it that beautiful roundness that Father Jackson had spotted. But it shouldn’t be kept too long, for somewhere along the line the spirit of a whiskey was broken. At ten, or maybe twelve, years old it was just right. But people were losing their palates. He solemnly assured the two priests that of every dozen clerics who came to his house not more than one would realize what he was drinking. Poor Hamilton grew red and began to stutter, but the parish priest’s reproofs were not directed at him. ‘It isn’t you I’m talking about, Father Hamilton, but elderly priests, parish priests, and even canons, that you would think would know better, and I give you my word, I put the two whiskeys side by side in front of them, the shop stuff and my own, and they could not tell the difference.’ But though the priest was mollified by Father Jackson’s maturity of judgement, he was not prepared to interfere in the arrangements for the funeral of his curate. ‘It is the wish of the next of kin, father,’ he said stubbornly, ‘and that is something I have no control over. Now that you tell me the same thing as Father Hamilton, I accept it that this was Father Fogarty’s wish, and a man’s wishes regarding his own interment are always to be respected. I assure you, if I had even one line in Father Fogarty’s writing to go on, I would wait for no man’s advice. I would take the responsibility on myself. Something on paper, father, is all I want.’ ‘On the other hand, father,’ Jackson said mildly, drawing on his pipe, ‘if Father Fogarty was the sort to leave written instructions, he’d hardly be the sort to leave such unusual ones. I mean, after all, it isn’t even the family burying ground, is it?’ ‘Well, now, that is true, father,’ replied the parish priest, and it was clear that he had been deeply impressed by this rather doubtful logic. “You have a very good point there, and it is one I did not think of myself, and I have given the matter a great deal of thought. You might mention it to his brother. Father Fogarty, God rest him, was not a usual type of man. I think you might even go so far as to say that he was a rather unusual type of man, and not orderly, as you say—not by any means orderly. I would certainly mention that to the brother and see what he says.’ But the brother was not at all impressed by Father Jackson’s argument when he turned up at the church in Asragh that evening. He was a good-looking man with a weak and pleasant face and a cold shrewdness in his eyes that had been lacking in his brother’s. “But why, father?’ he asked, turning to Father Hanafey. ‘I’m a busy man, and I’m being asked to leave my business for a couple of days in the middle of winter, and for what? That is all I ask. What use is it?’ ‘It is only out of respect for the wishes of the deceased, Mr Fogarty,’ said Father Hanafey, who clearly was a little bit afraid of him. ‘And where did he express those wishes?’ the brother asked. ‘I’m his only living relative, and it is queer he would not mention a thing like that to me.’ ‘He mentioned it to Father Jackson and Father Hamilton.’ “But when, father?’ Mr Fogarty asked. “You knew Father Jerry, and he was always expressing wishes about something. He was an excitable sort of man, God rest him, and the thing he’d say today might not be the thing he’d say tomorrow. After all, after close on forty years, I think I have the right to say I knew him,’ he added with a triumphant air that left the two young priests without a leg to stand on. Over bacon and eggs in the curates’ house, Father Hamilton was very despondent. ‘Well, I suppose we did what we could, Jim,’ he said. ‘I’m not too sure of that,’ Jackson said with his ‘jesuitical air’, looking at Father Hamilton sidewise over his spectacles. ‘I’m wondering if we couldn’t do something with that family you say he intended the drawing for.’ ‘The Keneallys,’ said Father Hamilton in a worried voice. ‘Actually, I saw the wife in the church this evening. You might have noticed her crying.’ ‘Don’t you think we should see if they have anything in writing?’ “Well, if they have, it would be about the picture,’ said Father Hamilton. ‘How I know about it is she came to me at the time to ask if I couldn’t do something for him. Poor man, he was crying himself that day, according to what she told me.’ ‘Oh dear!’ Jackson said politely, but his mind was elsewhere. ‘I’m not really interested in knowing what would be in a letter like that. It’s none of my business. But I would like to make sure that they haven’t something in writing. What did Hanafey call it—“something on paper”?’ ‘I daresay we should inquire, anyway,’ said Father Hamilton, and after supper they drove out to the Keneallys’, a typical small red-brick villa with a decent garden in front. The family also was eating bacon and eggs, and Jackson shuddered when they asked him to join them. Keneally himself, a tall, gaunt, cadaverous man, poured out more whiskey for them, and again Jackson felt he must make a formal attempt to drink it. At the same time, he thought he saw what attraction the house had for Father Fogarty. Keneally was tough and with no suggestion of lay servility towards the priesthood, and his wife was beautiful and scatterbrained, and talked to herself, the cat, and the children simultaneously. ‘Rosaleen!’ she cried determinedly. ‘Out! Out I say! I told you if you didn’t stop meowing you’d have to go out. ... Angela Keneally, the stick! ... You do not want to go to the bathroom, Angela. It’s only five minutes since you were there before. I will not let Father Hamilton come up to you at all unless you go to bed at once.’ In the children’s bedroom, Jackson gave a finger to a stolid-looking infant, who instantly stuffed it into his mouth and began to chew it, apparently under the impression that he would be bound to reach sugar at last. Later, they sat over their drinks in the sitting-room, only interrupted by Angela Keneally, in a fever of curiosity, dropping in every five minutes to ask for a biscuit or a glass of water. ‘You see, Father Fogarty left no will,’ Jackson explained to Keneally. ‘Consequently, he’ll be buried here tomorrow unless something turns up. I suppose he told you where he wanted to be buried?’ ‘On the Island? Twenty times, if he told us once. I thought he took it too far. Didn’t you, father?’ ‘And me not to be able to go!’ Mrs Keneally said, beginning to cry. ‘Isn’t it awful, father?’ ‘He didn’t leave anything in writing with you?’ He saw in Keneally’s eyes that the letter was really only about the picture, and raised a warning hand. ‘Mind, if he did, I don’t want to know what’s in it! In fact, it would be highly improper for anyone to be told before the parish priest and the next of kin were consulted. All I do want to know is whether’—he waited a moment to see that Keneally was following him—‘he did leave any written instructions, of any kind, with you.’ Mrs Keneally, drying her tears, suddenly broke into rapid speech. ‘Sure, that was the day poor Father Jerry was so down in himself because we were his friends and he had nothing to leave us, and —’ ‘Shut up, woman!’ her husband shouted with a glare at her, and then Jackson saw him purse his lips in quiet amusement. He was a man after Jackson’s heart. ‘As you say, father, we have a letter from him.’ ‘Addressed to anybody in particular?’ ‘Yes, to the parish priest, to be delivered after his death.’ ‘Did he use those words?’ Jackson asked, touched in spite of himself. ‘Those very words.’ ‘God help us!’ said Father Hamilton. ‘But you had not time to deliver it?’ ‘I only heard of Father Fogarty’s death when I got in. Esther was at the church, of course.’ ‘And you’re a bit tired, so you wouldn’t want to walk all the way over to the presbytery with it. I take it that, in the normal way, you’d post it.’ ‘But the post would be gone,’ Keneally said with a secret smile. ‘So that Father Hanafey wouldn’t get it until maybe the day after tomorrow. That’s what you were afraid of, father, isn’t it?” ‘I see we understand one another, Mr Keneally,’ Jackson said politely. ‘You wouldn’t, of course, wish to say anything that wasn’t strictly true,’ said Keneally, who was clearly enjoying himself enormously, though his wife had not the faintest idea of what was afoot. ‘So perhaps it would be better if the letter was posted now, and not after you leave the house.’ ‘Fine!’ said Jackson, and Keneally nodded and went out. When he returned, a few minutes later, the priests rose to go. ‘I’ll see you at the Mass tomorrow,’ Keneally said. ‘Good luck, now.’ Jackson felt they’d probably need it. But when Father Hanafey met them in the hall, with the wet snow falling outside, and they explained about the letter, his mood had clearly changed. Jackson’s logic might have worked some sort of spell on him, or perhaps it was just that he felt they were three clergymen opposed to a layman. ‘It was very unforeseen of Mr Keneally not to have brought that letter to me at once,’ he grumbled, ‘but I must say I was expecting something of the sort. It would have been very peculiar if Father Fogarty had left no instructions at all for me, and I see that we can’t just sit round and wait to find out what they were, since the burial is tomorrow. Under the circumstances, father, I think we’d be justified in arranging for the funeral according to Father Fogarty’s known wishes.’ ‘Thanks be to God,’ Father Hamilton murmured as he and Father Jackson returned to the curates’ house. ‘I never thought we’d get away with that.’ ‘We haven’t got away with it yet,’ said Jackson. ‘And even if we do get away with it, the real trouble will be later.’ All the arrangements had still to be made. When Mr Fogarty was informed, he slammed down the receiver without comment. Then a phone call had to be made to a police station twelve miles from the Island, and the police sergeant promised to send a man out on a bicycle to have the grave opened. Then the local parish priest and several old friends had to be informed, and a notice inserted in the nearest daily. As Jackson said wearily, romantic men always left their more worldly friends to carry out their romantic intentions. The scene at the curates’ house next morning after Mass scared even Jackson. While the hearse and the funeral car waited in front of the door, Mr Fogarty sat, white with anger, and let the priests talk. To Jackson’s surprise, Father Hanafey put up a stern fight for Father Fogarty’s wishes. ‘You have to realize, Mr Fogarty, that to a priest like your brother the Mass is a very solemn thing indeed, and a place where the poor people had to fly in the Penal Days to hear Mass would be one of particular sanctity.’ ‘Father Hanafey,’ said Mr Fogarty in a cold, even tone, ‘I am a simple businessman, and I have no time for sentiment.’ ‘I would not go so far as to call the veneration for sanctified ground mere sentiment, Mr Fogarty,’ the old priest said severely. ‘At any rate, it is now clear that Father Fogarty left instructions to be delivered to me after his death, and if those instructions are what we think them, I would have a serious responsibility for not having paid attention to them.’ ‘I do not think that letter is anything of the kind, Father Hanafey,’ said Mr Fogarty. ‘That’s a matter I’m going to inquire into when I get back, and if it turns out to be a hoax, I am going to take it further.’ ‘Oh, Mr Fogarty, I’m sure it’s not a hoax,’ said the parish priest, with a shocked air, but Mr Fogarty was not convinced. ‘For everybody’s sake, we’ll hope not,’ he said grimly. The funeral procession set off. Mr Fogarty sat in the front of the car by the driver, sulking. Jackson and Hamilton sat behind and opened their breviaries. When they stopped at a hotel for lunch, Mr Fogarty said he was not hungry, and stayed outside in the cold. And when he did get hungry and came into the dining-room, the priests drifted into the lounge to wait for him. They both realized that he might prove a dangerous enemy. Then, as they drove on in the dusk, they saw the mountain country ahead of them in a cold, watery light, a light that seemed to fall dead from the ragged edge of a cloud. The towns and villages they passed through were dirtier and more derelict. They drew up at a crossroads, behind the hearse, and heard someone talking to the driver of the hearse. Then a car fell into line behind them. ‘Someone joining us,’ Father Hamilton said, but Mr Fogarty, lost in his own dream of martyrdom, did not reply. Half a dozen times within the next twenty minutes, the same thing happened, though sometimes the cars were waiting in lanes and byroads with their lights on, and each time Jackson saw a heavily coated figure standing in the roadway shouting to the hearse driver: ‘Is it Father Fogarty ye have there?’ At last they came to a village where the local parish priest’s car was waiting outside the church, with a little group about it. Their headlights caught a public-house, isolated at the other side of the street, glaring with whitewash, while about it was the vague space of a distant mountainside. Suddenly Mr Fogarty spoke. ‘He seems to have been fairly well known,’ he said with something approaching politeness. The road went on, with a noisy stream at the right-hand side of it falling from group to group of rocks. They left it for a byroad, which bent to the right, heading towards the stream, and then began to mount, broken by ledges of naked rock, over which hearse and cars seemed to heave themselves like animals. On the left-hand side of the road was a little whitewashed cottage, all lit up, with a big turf fire burning in the open hearth and an oil lamp with an orange glow on the wall above it. There was a man standing by the door, and as they approached he began to pick his way over the rocks towards them, carrying a lantern. Only then did Jackson notice the other lanterns and flashlights, coming down the mountain or crossing the stream, and realize that they represented people, young men and girls and an occasional sturdy old man, all moving in the direction of the Mass Island. Suddenly it hit him, almost like a blow. He told himself not to be a fool, that this was no more than the desire for novelty one should expect to find in out-of-the-way places, mixed perhaps with vanity. It was all that, of course, and he knew it, but he knew, too, it was something more. He had thought when he was here with Fogarty that those people had not respected Fogarty as they respected him and the local parish priest, but he knew that for him, or even for their own parish priest, they would never turn out in midwinter, across the treacherous mountain bogs and wicked rocks. He and the parish priest would never earn more from the people of the mountains than respect; what they gave to the fat, unclerical young man who had served them with pints in the bar and egged them on to tell their old stories and bullied and ragged and even fought them was something infinitely greater. The funeral procession stopped in a lane that ran along the edge of a lake. The surface of the lake was rough, and they could hear the splash of the water upon the stones. The two priests got out of the car and began to vest themselves, and then Mr Fogarty got out, too. He was very nervous and hesitant. ‘It’s very inconvenient, and all the rest of it,’ he said, ‘but I don’t want you gentlemen to think that I didn’t know you were acting from the best motives.’ ‘That’s very kind of you, Mr Fogarty,’ Jackson said. ‘Maybe we made mistakes as well.’ ‘Thank you, Father Jackson,’ Mr Fogarty said, and held out his hand. The two priests shook hands with him and he went off, raising his hat. ‘Well, that’s one trouble over,’ Father Hamilton said wryly as an old man plunged through the mud towards the car. ‘Lights is what we’re looking for!’ he shouted. ‘Let ye turn her sidewise and throw the headlights on the causeway the way we’ll see what we’re doing.” Their driver swore, but he reversed and turned the front of the car till it almost faced the lake. Then he turned on his headlights. Somewhere farther up the road the parish priest’s car did the same. One by one, the ranked headlights blazed up, and at every moment the scene before them grew more vivid—the gateway and the stile, and beyond it the causeway that ran towards the little brown stone oratory with its mock Romanesque doorway. As the lights strengthened and steadied, the whole island became like a vast piece of theatre scenery cut out against the gloomy wall of the mountain with the tiny whitewashed cottages at its base. Far above, caught in a stray flash of moonlight, Jackson saw the snow on its summit. ‘I’ll be after you,’ he said to Father Hamilton, and watched him, a little perturbed and looking behind him, join the parish priest by the gate. Jackson resented being seen by them because he was weeping, and he was a man who despised tears his own and others’. It was like a miracle, and Father Jackson didn’t really believe in miracles. Standing back by the fence to let the last of the mourners pass, he saw the coffin, like gold in the brilliant light, and heard the steadying voices of the four huge mountainy men who carried it. He saw it sway above the heads, shawled and bare, glittering between the little stunted holly bushes and hazels. (1959) Source: The Best of Frank O’Connor, 2009